I long suspected something was wrong. Angel and I entered into a contract: warm, comfortable roof over head, a full dog dish, and lots of walks and loving. In return, she was to guard the house, chase the squirrels and patrol the premises. Simple, written agreement, signed - paw prints.
I noticed the empty dog dish and fat squirrels in the yard and quickly deduced someone wasn't honoring their contract. We had several frank discussions regarding this subject and I thought the matter was resolved. I suspected something was amiss but had no proof of misrepresentation.
Now the truth emerges and it doesn't paint a pretty picture. Sleeping on the job and all the deceit that goes along with her crimes. So now all I have left to resolve this matter is to turn the case over to Attorney Emily and hope Vermont Law substantiates my claims for judgement. I'm asking for a ten year sentence for gold bricking. Case pending. I'm sick at heart, but a man has to do what a man has to do.
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