The situation worsens ... we can't have such a brazen, dangerous wolverine in the trees ... threatening home and our children and womenfolk ... I gotta go out and face this creature mono-amono ... get my 22 son, stay in the house and don't open the door even if I call out, don't open the door for any reason, even if I'm begging you to open the door ... don't open the door. (deep breath - hello there little wolverine, nice wolverine, down wolverine). Open the door, son ... OPEN THE DAMN DOOR.
Who are you looking at.
Don't give me that evil eye, man.
Get that camera outta my face, man.
Fill'em up.
The Hoover (version 2)
Wait, I'll re-fill the bowl. Nice wolverine.
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